Concealers that reveal every line and crow’s foot (feet?).
Lipsticks that make my teeth look yellow rather than pearly white.
Face powder that makes me sparkle but not in that “cool” Edward Cullen way.
Skin care that irritates rather than soothes.
Hair care products that don’t work.
Make up brushes I don’t use.
“Healthy” snack foods that taste like tree bark.
T-shirts that don’t survive one round in the washing machine.
Calendars I don’t need.
“Luxurious” underwear that leaves very little covered but does provide wedgies of truly epic proportions. Read More